I swear I am always late for class because I find girls like Ashley wearing the sickest, most unique pair of gladiators that I have seen in my whole life. They're like a cross between suede booties & gladiator sandals!
Does it get any sweeter than that?
Nope.
No, it doesn't.
P.S.
All Ash would reveal was that she got them from "The West Village somewhere."
I asked her if she remembered where exactly & she replied, "Sorry, I forgot."
Which, in case you didn't know, directly translates to: "In your dreams! I'll never tell!"
Editor's Note : The title of this entry in my invented weird language is my own silly way of saying-- Ash's Gladiators.